i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said “i was normal 2 pomeranians ago” with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart
artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)
Every time someone makes an artist’s rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it’s wings.
Some of you might know this piece from Steam! It´s actually a commissioned artwork (yea I´m still very proud of having worked with such a huge platform) and you can get it in the point shop as your profile wallpaper!
this is uncanny it’s like a different website entirely
yeah, id say this post is worth 13 million diamonds
Ok I did the math. According to their “sunshine week” promotion, they were giving away 5000 dollars worth of diamonds. These were the diamond amounts:
If you add that up and divide the 5000 by the 2,000,000, you get .0025 cents. Therefore this guy has made 33,172 dollars. The second biggest earner on the leaderboard is ch3rry-bobomb. This is fucking insane
I joined a random woman’s live and met tommiethegun and ch3rry-bobomb completely by random, and they’re actually married. I didn’t ask WHY people gave them money because that would be rude but they did confirm my math for me. Basically how this works is you buy virtual gifts to send to these streamers, which you can only do if you have coins. To get coins, you have to pay at least 4.99 for 500 coins, up to 99.99 for 14,500 coins. The most expensive gift is a dragon (which they told me to gift them), which is 100,000 coins (or 700 dollars). When a streamer gets these expensive gifts, every .0025 cents gets converted into a diamond. When they reach 40,000 diamonds, they can cash out 100 dollars. Everyone in the live was insanely drunk when I joined and were aged around 35-45, one of them was a single mom, as I mentioned tommiethegun and ch3rry-bobomb are together and were in the same room livestreaming. I didn’t get to ask what platform they were using before the streamer blocked me for asking too many questions without giving money.
The fact that anime titty physics continue to be this ridiculous as an art form in and of itself. Do I like it? No, I find it distracting. But seeing them all together like this is weirdly delightful.
sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”
So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.
And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.
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